THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

OK, which rich white guy should be the Republican candidate?

Now that the token female and token black candidate have self-destructed we're finally back to the usual set of Republican candidates: white guys worth millions who've never actually sweated to earn a buck (or thousands of bucks).

No wonder they don't look out for the average working Joe (or Juan) because they have nothing in common with them.



Romney - Smells of money. It takes lots of money to look that clean-cut and he has tons of it.

Gingrich - Sucks in money from every lobbyist he can get his slimy hands on. The morals of the scumbag he is.

Santorum - Religious fruitcake

Perry - Nice guy to hang with, but not someone you'd want in charge of anything--especially a country with nuclear weapons.

Huntsman - Even being filthy rich can get him votes.

Paul - Too radical for the left or right. He actually does want less gov't and more personal freedom--something the right wingers are afraid of. I mean, you can't give that kind of freedom of choice to gays, immigrants, Muslims, pregnant women, etc.

Okay, not that the Democratic candidate is any better.

Maybe we should line 'em all up with shots of tequila in front of them. Last (rich) man standing gets to be president.  I mean it's not any worse than the current method of secret slush funds (super PACs) electing the president.

Or maybe look for someone else to run in November. I mean is this the best the Republicans can do?

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