The Tequila Party: Santorum out; the moderate in

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Santorum out; the moderate in

Romney, that Massachusetts liberal, is the candidate for president now. The Tea Party has been quiet through most of the campaign. How will they react with two "socialists" running against each other? Just waiting to hear.

We know, it's tough for the Tea Partiers, ideology vs. pragmatism. It's not like Santorum had a chance in hell of winning in November. At least someone remembers Johnson vs. Goldwater and Nixon vs. McGovern.

Will the Tea Party turn back towards Congress and try to win the Senate? Let's hope so. We miss their wacky statements!

And remember ...

The Tequila Party