The Tequila Party: Tea Party Leaders Say, "Vote Democratic"

THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila. Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Tea Party Leaders Say, "Vote Democratic"

Tea Party leaders are so fed up with the choices in the Republican primary they recommend their loyal followers to, "Vote for that black guy that stole the White House last time. At least we can beat him down in Congress."

The Tea Party is apparently afraid Romney may be more liberal than Obama. With Romney being from Massachusetts where everybody knows they want more taxes, government-mandated health care, and no guns.

Yes, this was posted on April 1st. Why? :)

The Tequila Party