THE TEQUILA PARTY!

THE ANTI-TEA PARTY

The Tequila Party is about having so much fun with politics in America that we wind up with our head in the toilet at 2 a.m. Just like you should with tequila.
Don't agree with me? Well, who gives a crap. Make yourself a margarita. And use fresh limes, damnit!

I was going to get really angry about all the lies I hear coming from Congress, the White House, Fox News, The Onion, etc., but instead I made a pitcher of margaritas and sat on the back porch. Try it!

What does the Tequila Party stand for? Do we really need a full-blown platform? I mean, the Tea Party seems to only be about getting rid of the black guy who stole the White House from the Republicans. Sore losers.

OK, here we go. Let's not let facts get in the way!

Friday, April 20, 2012

The Tea Party won't give up!

Currently the teapartypatriots.org is at least sensible in its current lead article "calling on all conservative women" because they've pretty well shot themselves in the ass as far as getting women's votes. Apparently they forgot they're half the country.

Then there's the old standby teaparty.org declaring "America's fraud president." They "know" the liberal media is hiding the real birth certificate and other documents to prove Obama wasn't born in the U.S.

So they apparently have a plan to call one million households to tell the truth. All they want is your money to pay for it. I expect as the election nears you will hear more of this kind of crap. It's a way to foster doubt in people's minds.

Not sure this will work guys (old white guys to be exact). You might want to hope the economy tanks again in a double-dip. It's probably your dream.  Please go back to large rallies with lots of signs about fascism and taxes.  Those were the good old days!

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